Ashrology

     A special, one off Ashrology delving into the wacky world of viral tweets and Sedgley spaceships .....The truth is in here!  

  F is for.... Mystic Megalodon. Red shoes, bare arsed. Dudlaaaaay! Gand My Sun. Woolly Mammoth. "Thank you Sam!" Colonel. Paul... Daniels. Itchy bits. Horror (scope). Criswell! Gan De Sun - old school. Wee ginger baby. Wee curly baby. Oh baby baby.   Milk Maid.     Goggles.

  E is for.... MONSTA! "Can you help me get past level 5 of Starwang?" Regards. Buttery. Biscuit. Base. Echo (not beach). "Naughty girl." Ecco (with beach). Echo (with station). Frankie Says shoddy tie in....spend your cash. Hel-Met. Beware.... The Sausage Man. Golden Showers.

  D is for.... "It's a shit business!" A real ghost yesterday. "How ya diddlin'?" Fear of a very real kind. And here. If you look closely it's not plugged in. Danger Man... Danger men (and women). True story bro.